Miss Green was very fat. She weighed 100 kilos, and she was getting heavier every month, so she went to see her doctor. He said, ‘You need a diet, Miss Green, and I’ve got a good one here.’ He gave her a small book and said, ‘Read this […]
On a wagon, bound for market, there’s a calf with a mournful eye. High above of him there’s a swallow, winging swiftly through the sky. Ref. How the winds are laughing They laugh with all their might Laugh and laugh the whole day through And half the summer’s […]